If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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