...so i touched it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
