Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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