turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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