So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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