i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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