Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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