There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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