Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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