Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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