I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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