So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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