Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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