you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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