oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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