the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
