You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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