try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Randomize
