Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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