I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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