Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize