That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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