I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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