They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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