yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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