I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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