He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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Goodbee
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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