I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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