he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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