She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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