Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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