Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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