But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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