The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....