If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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