This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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