He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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