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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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