i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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