So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm passing your future prison.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
