so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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