so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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