So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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