I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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