If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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