I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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