That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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