VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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