So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
dude. I can hear the air.
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