flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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