When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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