Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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