I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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