She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
