Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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