is your mom at the bar?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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