I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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