I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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